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Vegas Honey

Vegas Honey

Ya gotta hand it to the Loser. He finds some good ones.

This time, we have Heather Anne, an 18-year-old brunette from Las Vegas who tells us, “I used to work at a strip club.” Say what? Used to when? She’s only 18, for goodness sakes!

After the Loser smartly decides not to take that line of questioning any further, Heather reveals that she stopped stripping because she couldn’t dance. But, as you’re about to see, she can definitely fuck.

Our favorite part of this video is when Heather is blowing the Loser’s cock and her hair starts getting in the way. She kindly asks, “Could you pull my hair back?” knowing that with her hair in the way, we can’t see the dick going in and out of her mouth. Obviously, Heather knows what she’s doing.

As cute, little pieces of ass go, Heather’s right at the top of our list. Five-foot-three but long legs, 105 pounds, 34-24-32, tight little body, B-cup tits. Hey, she’s only 18. She’s in mint condition!

So, after the Loser reminds Heather that she should be nervous, and after Heather tells us that her father, of all people, knows what she’s doing, the sucking and fucking starts, and it’s definitely worth a jack.

And by the way, Heather Anne, honey? You don’t have to know how to dance to be a stripper.

Vegas Honey

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Road Slut

Road Slut

“My ex-boyfriend used to tell me that I drove like a blow job: slow and sloppy. Ever since then I don’t do much driving, but I needed a ride to this party in Miami. I didn’t have any way to get there so I decided to hitchhike and see what happens. A couple of guys who were going on a road trip picked me up and offered to give me a lift. One of them was really cute, and I wanted to fuck him really bad. But I couldn’t just completely throw myself at him, so I told him I’d repay him for the ride. They had to make a pit stop and I was already giving him road head by the time we got there. It’s times like that I’m really glad I don’t drive. I just stick to what I’m good at. And that’s sucking cock and fucking.”

Road Slut

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Lizzy Gets Laid

Lizzy Gets Laid

Her sign reads “Miami or Bust.” What she really means is Sex or Bust. A ride to Miami isn’t as important to her as a ride on a cock. Lizzy is going to do whatever it takes to get laid. In this case, she’s flying a sign while wearing a mini-skirt. She must’ve learned from our other Pickin’ Up Pussy girls that this is a tried and true way to get your pussy filled with cock. And she must’ve heard that the dick is plentiful in Miami (which it is). Looks like it’s Lizzy’s lucky day. She gets a ride to the Magic City and a big trousersnake in her tiny slit!

Lizzy Gets Laid

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Little Sexy Lexi

Little Sexy Lexi

Lexi is a little one: five-feet, 106 pounds, 32-24-32, B-cup tits. She’s a dirty blonde, and we mean that literally and figuratively.

Lexi isn’t much of a talker. At first, she seems shy… reserved. But then she starts working on the Loser’s cock and makes slurping noises. And the harder and faster she sucks, the more noise she makes, and before long, she’s licking up and down his shaft and sucking even harder. You know how the Loser sometimes takes his time getting hard? Not this time. He’s hard in a hurry, and for good reason. Lexi simply doesn’t take “soft cock” for an answer. Slurp-slurp-gargle-gargle-slurp-lick-gargle. Very enjoyable.

The fucking in this scene is great. At least what you’re seeing of it is great. Unfortunately, more than half of the footage ended up on the cutting-room floor because of bad lightning and the Loser’s usual shaky camera work. Lexi gets her first pro dicking and the Loser cums on her face, but we’re here to tell you that as videography goes, this was anything but HD. Still, there’s enough here to get the job done.

Little Sexy Lexi

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Not Whorey, Just Horny

Not Whorey, Just Horny

Mischa isn’t the first girl to have uttered, “Just because I like to fuck doesn’t mean I’m a whore.” And just like those before her, we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt. Just because she likes to suck cock and flick the head with her tongue ring doesn’t mean she’s a whore, either. And just because she likes to get her tight pussy filled with cock doesn’t make her a slut. She’s just your average girl who likes a good fucking. Nothing wrong with that. Mischa bends over a pool tables and puts one leg up to open wide for the hot beef injection in her twat. She may not be a whore, but she fucks like one.

Not Whorey, Just Horny

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Sinking Balls

Sinking Balls

“It’s so hot in Miami during the summer. Sooo hot. Having to walk everywhere is torture. Luckily I’m pretty good at getting guys to pick me up. I just put on some little shorts and stick my ass out. Works like magic every time. So today this one guy picked me up and took me back to his place. It was really nice, and he even had a pool table! I don’t really know how to play, but it was always a fantasy of mine to fuck on one. I couldn’t let this chance pass me up, so I told this guy just what I wanted, and he was nice enough to make my fantasy come true. We fucked so hard on that thing I don’t know how it didn’t break!”

Sinking Balls

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Little Tease

Little Tease

Heather can be a real tease. The Loser asks her to take off her clothes. She takes off just her top.

“Keep going?” she asks.

Keep going. She takes off her pants. “Keep going?”

“Keep going, keep going!” the Loser begs.

Finally, she has all of her clothes off, and it’s an impressive sight. The Loser expresses actual excitement.

“You got the body. Are you ready to suck some dick?” he asks.

“Yes,” she says.

Then a moment of hesitation. “Yours?”

After she overcomes her initial disappointment-what did she expect, Sean Michaels to show up?” -Heather gives a spectacular BJ, deep-throating, gargling cock, sucking balls, spitting on the Loser’s dick, giving him the kind of blow job he’d only dreamed of. Listen, we’re going to say this right here: As of this moment, Heather is the BJ champion of PornLoser.com.

A few basic facts about Heather: 5′4″, 104 pounds, 32-22-32 from New York City. Blue eyes, long, blonde hair, obviously very experienced in the sack. A chick doesn’t suck cock like Heather does the first time.

Little Tease

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Hottie Playing Hookie

Hottie Playing Hookie

“Truancy officers are a joke. They’re playthings more than figures of authority. This guy was just like all the rest. He picked me up and tried to take me back to school, but the second I hinted at fucking, he was singing a different tune. How do they even keep their jobs when they let girls like me get away with skipping just because we fuck them? I guess they must bring enough ugly girls back to school to meet their quota. Anyway, this guy was something else. Usually the truancy officer will wait ’til we get back to a house to start fooling around, but he let me suck his cock right there in the car. It was nice and big and juicy. I could tell it was going to feel good in my pussy. When we got back to his place I sucked him some more so he’d be nice and hard to fuck me. He gave it to me real good. While I was lying there on the couch with my legs open, getting my pussy pounded, I thought to myself, ‘It’s times like this that remind me why I skip in the first place.’”

Hottie Playing Hookie

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Skipping Sucker

Skipping Sucker

Nikki is a sucker for a man in uniform. And by sucker, we mean she quite literally sucks his cock as soon as she can. Forget bashful eye-batting and hair twirling, Nikki doesn’t have time for that shy flirty shit. This guy is a truancy officer who’s trying to take her into custody for skipping. She has to act fast before he takes her back home, or even worse, back to school. A hand on the crotch sidetracks him from his mission and brings Nikki closer to hers. She wants to get fucked, and get fucked she does. We’re loving how wide she can spread her legs to take that cock in her pussy. And her variation of the pile driver is a memorable one. Yet another score for team skipping sluts!

Skipping Sucker

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From Scorned To Sucking

From Scorned To Sucking

“I walked in on my boyfriend cheating on me! I was so upset that I ran out into the street and this guy almost hit me with his car. I was so pissed I didn’t even care. But this guy talked to me and got me to calm down. I saw that he was a pretty nice guy; nothing like my boyfriend. We went back to his place and to make me feel better he gave me some kisses…on my pussy. I wasn’t even thinking about my cheating boyfriend after that! All I cared about was getting this guy’s dick inside of me. I spit all over it and sucked it as hard as I could. And well, you can probably guess what happened next!”

From Scorned To Sucking

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