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Jordan, a 5′8″, 128-pound, blue-eyed blonde from Kansas has a story.

“My parents have been swingers for a long time,” the 21-year-old beauty
explains. “I wanted to do Playboy, so I figured, Why not try porn?”

That makes no sense at all. Playboy isn’t porn. But the Loser doesn’t pick
up on that. Or maybe he does and, for a change, decides to be smart and say
nothing. But then he makes his usual mistake: He asks her what would happen
if her father found out.

Mercifully, the pre-fuck interview finally ends, and Jordan gets down on her knees and suck the Loser’s cock, and, as usual, he takes forever to get it up but finally does. The camera work in this scene is typical Loser-­off-the-set shots, views of his legs when we want to see her pussy, shots of his ass when he’s fucking her missionary-but you know what they say: You gotta take the bad with the good.

The bad: Loser.

The very good: Jordan. Her beautiful tits jiggle and jiggle while he fucks
her in the missionary position, and this view alone is enough to make us
want to forgive the Loser all of his faults.

Bottom line: Jordan cums. Loser cums. And so do we.

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Alektra is great. She’s an exotic-looking, 21-year-old babe with a smokin’ body: 5′6″, 110 pounds, 34-24-34. She tells the Loser that she’s never done porn before, but the way she fucks in this scene, it’s clear she has big things ahead of her. Big cocks, big money.

The Loser, however, is another story. This is the best he’s ever gonna do, by far. He’s nervous. He can’t keep the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview. As an interviewer, he’s the worst, never knowing what to ask next, the opposite of a smooth talker. You’d think the girl, having never done a scene on camera before, would be the nervous one. And you’d be wrong.

When the sex starts, Alektra goes down to suck him off, pierced tongue and all, but Loser can’t get it up. This hot chick is blowing his sorry limp dick, trying her damnest, and he can’t sport wood. She takes his cock all the way into her mouth, deep-throating him like a pro. Maybe he’s distracted. We hear cars in the background. Is the Loser’s mother home?

Finally, he gets a hard-on and they start fucking. “What do you think so far?” he dares to ask her. She giggles. “It’s fun.” She giggles again. And again. Obviously, something about the Loser’s cock is tickling her funny bone.

But you know what? Even the Loser can’t ruin a scene when there’s a hot chick involved. Alektra looks right into one of the cameras while he’s deep-dicking her and moans loudly. Good stuff. She always seems to be aware of the camera, like she’s fucking those of us at home.

WARNING: This is very amateur stuff. But Alektra saves the day. And our hard-ons.

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In the world of the Loser, all women are the same. They get asked the same questions. They get asked to do the same things before the fucking starts. “Does anybody know you’re here?” “Why are you here?” “Can you take your clothes off?”

So, here we have Allison Pierce, a 22-year-old from Texas. Five-feet-six, 115 pounds blue eyes, blonde hair. Smiles a lot. Giggles a lot. “I’m excited. Kinda nervous,” she says. Now, at this point, it might be nice to find out something about her. Maybe find out what makes her different from some of the Loser’s other girls. But the Loser is a total Loser. He can’t think on his feet, he can’t put a rap on the girl, he can’t have a conversation with her, he can’t treat her like a real human being. Good grief!

So, as usual, it’s left to the girl to save the scene, and Allison is up to the task. Deep-throating, eyes always on the camera. Allison’s cock-sucking skills are a thing of beauty. The Loser doesn’t deserve her, especially when she licks his balls…eyes, again, looking directly into the camera. Nervous? She sure doesn’t seem nervous.

Neither does the Loser, who can’t help but keep it hard throughout the scene.

One thing we really love: When Allison is getting fucked doggy style, her hair gets messy and starts flying all over the place. In pro porn, they would’ve fixed her up, made it seem as if a girl’s hair stays perfect when she’s fucking. In amateur porn like this, the sex looks real because it is. We even get a nice view of the Loser’s cock penetrating her pussy from behind. The lighting is perfect, as is the focus and the camera angle.

Must have been a mistake.

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Our mothers used to tell us, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.” The Loser’s mother should have told him, “If you don’t have anything to say, don’t say anything.” But the Loser was never told this. Or maybe he was and he didn’t listen.

So here’s the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser’s shoes: You have a sexy, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch. She’s wearing a red, strapless top and a short, black skirt that’s slit all the way up her leg. She’s in your house because she wants to fuck. That’s the only reason she’s there. But she seems a little nervous. So what would you do?

Put her at ease? Try to calm her down? Make her laugh? Talk about sex? That’s what we would do.

But what does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives back home. He asks, “What’re you gonna do if they find out?”

In other words, the thing she’s probably most nervous about is the thing he decides to ask her about. Way to put the girl at ease, Loser.

But he doesn’t stop there.

“Nervous?” he asks her.

“A little,” Andi says.

“That’s okay,” Loser says. “So am I.”

At this point, it’s a miracle the scene ever gets shot, but give Andi, who’s a paramedic, all the credit. She uses her mouth to resuscitate what should be a disaster and works his cock nicely. Even when the phone rings–hasn’t the Loser ever heard of turning off the ringer while shooting a scene?–she keeps going until he drops his load on her face.

At least he’s good for something.

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