November 30, 2011 – 9:30 pm
Some people take long walks in the park. Some people go and play sports in the park. Some people even go to the park and just sit and enjoy the scenery and the weather. But not this guy. This guy goes to the park to fuck. And who can blame him? When you get a chance at sinking your spear into a snatch as sweet as Brandy’s, how can you refuse? Granted, this guy paid for this pussy, but who is keeping score? Just the fact that he wants to forgo tiptoeing through the tulips and get straight to busting his nut on a park bench shows that this guy enjoyed his purchase and wanted to get as much use out of it as possible. We say, get your money’s worth, kiddo.
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November 23, 2011 – 9:30 pm
We don’t know about you, but we love it when we find something on sale or for a bargain. Like how, when you go to the hardware store to buy a box of nails and they might have a sign out that says, “Buy One, Get One Free.” Don’t you love that? Well, imagine that you set out to get yourself some pussy and when you are about to make your purchase, said pussy tells you that you can get a whole other pussy with this deal for the same price. Sounds like a bargain, right? Twice the blow jobs, twice the pussy, and four titties instead of just two, all for the same low price. It’s a deal too good to beat. Or, it’s a deal too good not to beat your meat.
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November 16, 2011 – 9:30 pm
Commuting to and fro on public transportation sucks. Let’s face it, you are cramped into small spaces with less-than-pleasant smelling folks and you are forced to listen to their babble and their complaints while you pray that the next stop is yours so you can get off and be freed from your transport prison. And no matter what you do, the total suck-factor of commuting this way will not improve. While we cannot make your transit experience better, what if we suggested that you get to bone a busty, anal-loving whore the minute you got off the subway? What if you could get off, and then, get off in a tight asshole right after? Sounds plenty good, huh? Well, while we can’t promise that this will become implemented in subways all over the USA, what we can say is that it happens, so have faith. You check out this hooker getting porked in an empty subway terminal and we will start working on recruiting more working girls to give up their ass tunnels in the subway tunnels. Enjoy!
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November 9, 2011 – 9:30 pm
Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That’s right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to do is find your favorite spot and fuck her right then and there.(And you are technically taking her off the streets, decreasing homelessness.) And there is no awkward morning-after because once you have pumped and humped her, you can kick her right out, right then and there. And no worries, she will survive just fine without you. Because not only did you take her off the streets for some brief moments of comfort, but you also gave her money for her work, so you employed her. (A double bonus: you are contributing to the economy and decreasing unemployment.) She will clean herself up and go on to the next cock, just like that. Why? Because hookers are reusable, and somehow, some way that has got to be good for the environment, right? (It’s like recycling.) So do something right for a change. Fuck a hooker. It’s the humanitarian thing to do.
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November 2, 2011 – 9:30 pm
No matter how unfair it seems, sometimes hookers get busted and hauled off to jail. We know, it just doesn’t make sense, considering the public service they provide. But it happens, regardless. But if a hooker is street smart and stacked, she can be in and out of jail in no time. Just check out Sarah Sunshine. She knows that the only ace in the hole that she has is her ability to drain a cock in no time flat, so she used that to her advantage, offering the officer on duty her hooker booty. And who could say no to a thorough cock-sucking and tight pussy? Some people have a get-out-of-jail-free card, and some people, like Sarah, have a get-out-of-jail-free cunt.
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October 26, 2011 – 9:30 pm
Trust us when we say that we know what it’s like to be cranky, frustrated and in need of some stress-relief. Sometimes a guy’s gotta go blow off some steam, you know, take it easy and just relax. And there are three or so ways of doing this. The first is a little miracle we like to call BEER. Except if you spend too much time with beer, you wind up with a headache and a gut. The second is a great invention called SPORTS. Except you can lose time, effort and even some cash on sports and it usually goes hand in hand with beer. The last is the best way of all; PUSSY. Pussy is a great way to blow off steam and even your wad. The thing is, pussy isn’t always available, attainable or even around. Not to worry. That’s why hookers were invented. Hookers are like the Chinese food of pussy; quick, reliable, always available via delivery, not so hard on the budget and after you have a lot of it, you can always have just a little more. Don’t believe it? Check out Soleil Hughes‘ and her hookertastic performance in this video. She shows up, fucks, get paid and goes. It’s perfect. So next time you are a little bit stressed and need some relief, just put your dick in a hooker, they always hit the spot!
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October 19, 2011 – 9:30 pm
In the year 2060, you will no longer have to go out on the hunt for tits and cunt. Why? Because in the year 2060, the hookers come and find you. Isn’t that nice? So imagine you are minding your own business and you suddenly have the urge for a sloppy blowjob and some experienced poontang. All you have to do is put out the alert and the hooker closest to you will come and lay it down. It’s kind of like when you need a plumber or a handyman and you call one in for a service call, except a hooker of the future will service your cock. Watch Carly, a pretty blonde hooker, fuck and suck this guy like it’s no big deal. We can’t wait until the day this fantasy becomes reality. It’s a nice thing to imagine when thinking about the future. Puts a spin on the idea of cumming attractions.
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October 12, 2011 – 9:30 pm
It should be obvious by now that chicks like dudes with money, man. They gravitate to big wallets… well… like you gravitate to big tits. When a chick sees a guy who has enough dough to keep her in a comfortable fashion she gets the equivalent of a boner. And that chick boner will lead her to give up anything and everything to be a rich dude’s main squeeze. For example, our big-boobed gal here, Summer Sinn, is not very interested in this average Joe until she realizes that he has the big bucks. Then she is willing to bend over backwards to accommodate his needs. They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas and in this case, what happens in Vegas is that Summer fucks and sucks this guy until he blows his wad on her tits. The lessons we learn here is ALWAYS bet on stacked, because big titted bitches will always put out for dough and that money can’t buy you happiness, but it will buy you a big-tit hooker, and that is almost as good.
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October 5, 2011 – 9:30 pm
We live in a world of convenience and we like what we want, when we want it. For example, when you want a nice, juicy burger, you can just pull in to your local drive-thru and order it. If you want to pick up some prescriptions, you can just mosey on over to your local pharmacy’s drive-thru and get your meds. So why not incorporate that into how we get ass? How convenient would it be to just pull up to a corner nearby and order up some juicy cooze to go? That’s exactly what this guy does. He pulls up to choco-licious Stacy Adams, working her wares on the ave, and he says, “I’d like some mocha poon to go, please. And a side of titties, too, super-sized. Thanks.” And she jumps into his car and then on his cock in the motel a few minutes later. And when he is done with his quickie, he tells her to book and that’s because just like fast-food containers, hookers like Stacy are disposable. Doesn’t that sound quick and easy? You betcha. All hookers should be quick and easy.
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September 21, 2011 – 9:30 pm
If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot slut who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight ass.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.
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