September 29, 2010 – 9:30 pm
If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot slut who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight ass.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.
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September 29, 2010 – 9:30 pm
Sometimes part of the fun of getting laid is the chase. Natalie plays hard to get with two guys who approach her in the park, but like most standoffish girls, she’s really just a slut who wants to make them work for her pussy. “At first I was totally, like, whatever. I mean, I’m not just gonna fuck any guy that comes up to me on the street. But that one guy was pretty cute, and the more they started talking to me the more I wanted to fuck,” said Natalie. So when she finally lets her guard (and her panties) down, it’s that much more satisfying for this guy to plow her. With her totally flat chest and pencil-eraser nipples, making this kill is just as thrilling, if not more so, than the actual chase. For the all the holding out that Natalie does, she sure doesn’t hold back when it comes to opening her mouth or her legs. And this guy doesn’t hold back when he unloads on her chin.
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September 29, 2010 – 9:30 pm
Ashley is so little that she makes the Loser’s cock look huge. Now that’s little! Her mouth is so small that she’s barely able to wrap her lips around his tool, She makes him look like John Holmes! In our opinion, at this point, the Loser should’ve shut down the camera and asked her to marry him.
Of course, she would’ve said no. Ashley is young (just 18). She’s sexy. She’s beautiful. She’s definitely not desperate. She’s saving up for college, and if fucking and sucking the Loser is the best way for her to pay her tuition, we’re all for it.
By the way, she’s from North Dakota, and we can’t remember the last time we heard of a porn starlet coming from North Dakota. The Loser might have thought to ask her about that.
The opening minutes of this scene contain the usual Loser gems, like him asking her to take off her clothes by saying, “Let’s take a look at what we’re working with here,” as if Ashley were a tool he just bought from Home Depot. Stuff like that makes us realize the real reason the Loser tried to become a porn director: It’s the only way he’ll ever get laid.
The Loser manages to fuck Ashley in a variety of positions. He cums on her face. The Loser has his scene. Ashley goes off to fame, fortune and college. Everybody wins, especially the Loser, who goes to bed that night thinking he has a big cock.
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September 29, 2010 – 9:30 pm
If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot slut who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight ass.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.
Join BIGTITHOOKER.COM Today!
September 29, 2010 – 9:30 pm
Ashley is so little that she makes the Loser’s cock look huge. Now that’s little! Her mouth is so small that she’s barely able to wrap her lips around his tool, She makes him look like John Holmes! In our opinion, at this point, the Loser should’ve shut down the camera and asked her to marry him.
Of course, she would’ve said no. Ashley is young (just 18). She’s sexy. She’s beautiful. She’s definitely not desperate. She’s saving up for college, and if fucking and sucking the Loser is the best way for her to pay her tuition, we’re all for it.
By the way, she’s from North Dakota, and we can’t remember the last time we heard of a porn starlet coming from North Dakota. The Loser might have thought to ask her about that.
The opening minutes of this scene contain the usual Loser gems, like him asking her to take off her clothes by saying, “Let’s take a look at what we’re working with here,” as if Ashley were a tool he just bought from Home Depot. Stuff like that makes us realize the real reason the Loser tried to become a porn director: It’s the only way he’ll ever get laid.
The Loser manages to fuck Ashley in a variety of positions. He cums on her face. The Loser has his scene. Ashley goes off to fame, fortune and college. Everybody wins, especially the Loser, who goes to bed that night thinking he has a big cock.
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September 29, 2010 – 9:30 pm
Sometimes part of the fun of getting laid is the chase. Natalie plays hard to get with two guys who approach her in the park, but like most standoffish girls, she’s really just a slut who wants to make them work for her pussy. “At first I was totally, like, whatever. I mean, I’m not just gonna fuck any guy that comes up to me on the street. But that one guy was pretty cute, and the more they started talking to me the more I wanted to fuck,” said Natalie. So when she finally lets her guard (and her panties) down, it’s that much more satisfying for this guy to plow her. With her totally flat chest and pencil-eraser nipples, making this kill is just as thrilling, if not more so, than the actual chase. For the all the holding out that Natalie does, she sure doesn’t hold back when it comes to opening her mouth or her legs. And this guy doesn’t hold back when he unloads on her chin.
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September 26, 2010 – 9:30 pm
Tanner Mayes goes up in an elevator to go down on a cock. It’s a big one, but she takes it down with plenty of spit and sucking. But will such a big cock fit inside this small girl’s snug, little pussy? It does, from crown to balls. And the deeper it goes, the wetter she gets. She’s getting intensely drilled, but it’s when Tanner gets on top that the show really starts. She’s in control now and she rides all the way up and all the way down that rod. The pounding gets harder and harder until her pussy is as red as her face and she announces that she’s going to cum. As her pussy contracts with orgasm, it sends her fuck-buddy over the edge and he pulls out for the grand finale-Tanner taking it on her make-up-smeared face in big globs and loving every second of it.
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September 26, 2010 – 9:30 pm
Tanner Mayes goes up in an elevator to go down on a cock. It’s a big one, but she takes it down with plenty of spit and sucking. But will such a big cock fit inside this small girl’s snug, little pussy? It does, from crown to balls. And the deeper it goes, the wetter she gets. She’s getting intensely drilled, but it’s when Tanner gets on top that the show really starts. She’s in control now and she rides all the way up and all the way down that rod. The pounding gets harder and harder until her pussy is as red as her face and she announces that she’s going to cum. As her pussy contracts with orgasm, it sends her fuck-buddy over the edge and he pulls out for the grand finale-Tanner taking it on her make-up-smeared face in big globs and loving every second of it.
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September 23, 2010 – 9:30 pm
Tanner Mayes goes up in an elevator to go down on a cock. It’s a big one, but she takes it down with plenty of spit and sucking. But will such a big cock fit inside this small girl’s snug, little pussy? It does, from crown to balls. And the deeper it goes, the wetter she gets. She’s getting intensely drilled, but it’s when Tanner gets on top that the show really starts. She’s in control now and she rides all the way up and all the way down that rod. The pounding gets harder and harder until her pussy is as red as her face and she announces that she’s going to cum. As her pussy contracts with orgasm, it sends her fuck-buddy over the edge and he pulls out for the grand finale-Tanner taking it on her make-up-smeared face in big globs and loving every second of it.
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September 23, 2010 – 9:30 pm
Tanner Mayes goes up in an elevator to go down on a cock. It’s a big one, but she takes it down with plenty of spit and sucking. But will such a big cock fit inside this small girl’s snug, little pussy? It does, from crown to balls. And the deeper it goes, the wetter she gets. She’s getting intensely drilled, but it’s when Tanner gets on top that the show really starts. She’s in control now and she rides all the way up and all the way down that rod. The pounding gets harder and harder until her pussy is as red as her face and she announces that she’s going to cum. As her pussy contracts with orgasm, it sends her fuck-buddy over the edge and he pulls out for the grand finale-Tanner taking it on her make-up-smeared face in big globs and loving every second of it.
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